We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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