I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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