bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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