I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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