this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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