Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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