Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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