Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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