So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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