fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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