Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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