i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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