I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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