Do you still have your period?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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