Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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