I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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