yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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