I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you inspire me to be a worse person
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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