I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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