If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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