I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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