i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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