my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm too high and old for this...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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