Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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