I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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