ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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