Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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