what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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