doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
