Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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