Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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