Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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