is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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