...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
