I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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