I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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