I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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