dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You are a genius and a whore.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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