it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
