i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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