spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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