you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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