he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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