and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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