Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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