I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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