yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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