The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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