My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
