Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he shaved USA in his pubs
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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