And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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