But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
