At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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