you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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