Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind