Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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