I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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