You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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