If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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