You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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