Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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