On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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